No, seriously: The Room is the worst movie in the world that you absolutely must see. Over the past half decade, Tommy Wiseau's cinematic cri de coeur has earned cult status for its unflinching portrayal of who the fuck knows what, including a tumultuous love triangle, an on-again/off-again battle with cancer, the erotic power of long-stemmed roses, and big manly heartbreak. The result is a mind-bending stinker of a film that will leave you gaping in awe. (Central Cinema, 1411 21st Ave, 9:30 pm, $6, 21+.)