For years, the internationally beloved Seattle drag treasure Dina Martina—she of the car-wreck makeup, hell-screech singing voice, and whopping camel toe—has given godless freaks a reason to look forward to Christmas. This year is no exception, as Dina and her longtime pianist (and Stranger Genius) Chris Jeffries bring their 2009 holiday show to Re-bar. Expect light blasphemy, bold mindfucks, and a sweet, gooey center. (Re-bar, 1114 Howell St, www.rebarseattle.com. 2 pm, $20, 21+.)