I spent most of junior high with a hunk of graphite stuck in my left hand—'cause y'know, nothing ever made that detention clock tick faster than a good ol'-fashioned pencil fight. At the WXPFL Championships, however, there'll be pro "Gra-Fighters," so expect serious wood splinters and real-deal bloody knuckles. Also expect a bunch of funny dudes like comedian Owen Straw, Grudge-Rocker Jake Stratton, and Seattle's only hamburger-peddling wrestling clown Ronald McFondle to keep you completely entertained. (Rendezvous, 2322 Second Ave, 441-5823. 8 pm, $6, 21+.)