You know what today is?! Don't you dare say "the Lord's day." Hey, time's a-wastin'. You've got a porn to finish; $2,000 in cold, hard cash to win; and one day to do it. You know what else today is? Oktoberfest. Film your submission for the craziest, funnest, best amateur porn contest in the whole wide world among the brau-fraus and drunky-pantses and Wiener schnitzels of Fremont. HUMP! entries must be delivered to The Stranger's offices this Monday by 5:30 p.m. Hurry! YOU CAN DO IT! (For more info on HUMP!, see thestranger.com/hump. For more info on Oktoberfest, see www.fremontoktoberfest.com.)

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