Why do the best ones always leave us? A year ago or something, local comics Andy Haynes (dry) and Scott Moran (droll) packed up and headed off for New York City. Assholes! They'll be in town—along with Rory Scovel, who is a bizarre, funny madman—for one night at the Balagan (where booze is to be had!). If you only go to one comedy show this week, this should be it. (If you go to two, you should also go to Doug Benson). (Balagan Theatre, 1117 E Pike St, www.brownpaper tickets.com. 8 pm, $10.)