This mediocre film is coasting on a whole lotta leftover goodwill from the 1975 classic Escape to Witch Mountain (flying 'bago!). However, look at Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's face. His face is all over this movie. No. His face is this movie. Those alien kids say something crazy and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's face is all, FACE! Then the government is all, "nefarious plans!" and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's face is all, FAAAAACE!!! Do you sme-la-la-la-la-low what "The Rock" is cooking? (Hint: It's a hilarious face.) (See Movie Times: thestranger.com/film.)

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