Bring mementos from relationships gone wrong—wedding rings, love letters, sweaters, snow globes you bought in Leavenworth, jade plants—and watch them destroyed onstage in front of a packed house. For 12 years now, Stranger love and vengeance expert Dan Savage has been smashing, shredding, blowtorching, blending, peeing on, and otherwise annihilating those objects you just can't figure out how to get out of your life. He's a professional. Stand back. (Neumos, 925 E Pike St, 709-9467. 9:30 pm, $5, 21+.)