Today, before going to a comedy show in the evening, why not go to the city council's Parks & Seattle Center Committee meeting? You could dress up like a tree. I'll bet nobody's ever done that. It's not against the rules, and you could make a public comment! While dressed like a tree! If you dress like a tree and do this, we'll let you into tonight's show for free. (City Hall, 600 Fourth Ave, Council Chambers. 9:30 am, free.)