Tonight we hand the sweaty mic over to your local celebrities. Expect to see Almost Live!'s John Keister, Movin 92.5's Monti Carlo, KIRO/NPR's Luke Burbank, and award-winning cartoonist Peter Bagge tell stories, read their diaries, or talk about whatever the hell it was that made them famous. More celebrities than we can fit in this space! (Comedy Underground, 109 S Washington St, 628-0303. 8 pm, $10, all ages.)