Hot Grits is clearly the best value for your entertainment dollar in all of Seattle this weekend. You'll sate your appetite for compelling theater as you watch four women form an all-black, 50-percent-lesbian punk band in our lily-white, apathetic city. And you'll get to see an enthusiastic rock 'n' roll show, as the ladies play a dozen tight, loud punk songs, including one inspired James Brown cover. And it's at a bar, so you can get totally hammered while getting your drama fix and your Saturday night rawk on. (Re-bar, 1114 Howell St, 233-9873. 7:30 pm, $15, 21+.)