Descend into the fire with your host Derek Sheen! He will be bringing you some of the freshest and fiercest comedians this side of the river (or band) Styx. Bad case of "the Mondays"? Destroy them and anyone who uses that phrase! Stiff drinks and surprisingly good food available. It's time to get metaltarded! (Mainstage Comedy and Music Club, 315 First Ave N, 217-3700. 8 pm, $6, 21+.)