Everybody knows Christmas Eve is better than Christmas, and if you follow these instructions, this will be the best Christmas Eve ever. Get The Roger Whittaker Christmas Album from 1978—the one with the cover showing a bunch of fake snow on Whittaker's comb-over. Go to Westlake Center. Get on the merry-go-round and press play on the song "Darcy the Dragon." You will get the Christ. (Westlake Center, 400 Pine St. 10 am–6 pm, $2 suggested donation.)

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