Billed as a "variety/talk/game show aimed at giving the drunks something to laugh about," the monthly extravaganza Get Loweded returns to Re-bar with a special holiday edition. Among the scheduled delights: Inter-Gender Arm Wrestling, a performance by People's Republic of Komedy mainstay Emmett Montgomery, an audience-interactive competition called "Would You Eat That?!" and a very special, supersecret, surprise musical guest. (Re-bar, 1114 Howell St, 233-9873. 10 pm, $8.)