Flip to the music section to read about sludgecore band Akimbo, whose onstage antics are legendary. Tonight's show is a release party for their new record, Navigating the Bronze. Get there in time to see the Assailant—if you like Akimbo's heavy and dark sound, you'll love the Assailant's quicker blasts of fury. (Comet Tavern, 922 E Pike St, 323-9853. 9 pm, $6, 21+.)