Elvez's USO Caberet Extravaganza
) and the world's preeminent Swedish housewife (the Swedish Housewife
), the The U.S.O.S.O.S.O.U.S.O.B. Tour promises "irreverent political repartee" in a burlesquey setting. Among the evening's stars: Princess Schmooquan, the Twinkie-regurgitating, rubber-chicken-wielding enchantress
who stole so many hearts at last spring's Stranger
Gong Show. (The Pink Door, 1919 Post Alley, 443-3241. 11 pm, $12, 21+
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