Created and hosted by the world's preeminent Latino Elvis impersonator (El Vez) and the world's preeminent Swedish housewife (the Swedish Housewife), the The U.S.O.S.O.S.O.U.S.O.B. Tour promises "irreverent political repartee" in a burlesquey setting. Among the evening's stars: Princess Schmooquan, the Twinkie-regurgitating, rubber-chicken-wielding enchantress who stole so many hearts at last spring's Stranger Gong Show. (The Pink Door, 1919 Post Alley, 443-3241. 11 pm, $12, 21+.)

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