Now this is a conservative backlash to get behind: brainiac sleuthing instead of CGI stunts. Nancy Drew isn't entirely old school. She does use Google to help her solve the murder mystery at hand—proving, really, that Google isn't just a lazy crutch that's dumbing us all down. Knowing what questions to type in is an old-school skill. Nancy Drew knows. (See Movie Times for more info.) JOSH FEIT

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