Apparently the "Seattle Notables" party celebrates some photography exhibit and you're supposed to come dressed like a person from McLeod's list of local (read: third-rate) celebrities. I'm not saying that I'm insulted I didn't make the cut (even though the Sonics' Squatch and Christopher "Already-Too-Big-For-His-Britches" Frizzelle did). I'm just saying I don't even care. It's just a dumb popularity contest. Whatever. (McLeod Residence, 2209 Second Ave, 441-3314. 8 pm, $15.)