Valentine's Day Bash!
's annual feel-good smash returns for the 10th and final time
. Bring mementos of love gone wrong—wedding rings, ancient mix tapes, painful mash notes—and Dan Savage, our very own love and vengeance expert (mostly vengeance), will destroy them live onstage
before a packed house. Maybe he'll use a sledgehammer. Maybe he'll use a blender. Maybe he'll even fire up the blowtorch. Regardless, it will be hilarious and healing. (Neumo's, 925 E Pike St, 709-9442. 8 pm, free, 21+.