'Stomp the Yard'
to a theater right quick and fill your hearts with gorgeous joy by ogling the tasty Mr. Columbus Short
in Stomp the Yard
. The star of this Karate Kid—
meets—West Side Story
flick has got moves hotter than Michael Jackson circa Thriller
, and Short is drop-dead-dreamy sex-bomb cute.
Swoon! (See Movie Times for more info
Ladies (and gays), if you find yourselves without a valentine this year, get your