Ladies (and gays), if you find yourselves without a valentine this year, get your
lonely asses to a theater right quick and fill your hearts with gorgeous joy by ogling
the tasty Mr. Columbus Short in
Stomp the Yard. The star of this
Karate Kid—meets—
8 Mile—meets—
West Side Story flick has got moves hotter than Michael Jackson circa
Thriller, and Short is
drop-dead-dreamy sex-bomb cute. Swoon! (
See Movie Times for more info.)