(ESCHATOLOGY) On principle, we should un-Suggest Apocalypto for Mel Gibson's criminally awful opinions on everything. But his recent movies are vivid fever dreams about the fall of civilizations. Watch Passion first, then chase it with Apocalypto, a jungle action-thriller about a Mayan Christ-figure wreaking total, empire-razing revenge on his (or His?) enemies. Plus, there's a hilarious scene involving hot pepper and genitals. Hee-haw! (See Movie Times for details.)