(FREAKTASTIC HOLIDAY TRADITION) After another season spent thrilling crowds in New York City and Provincetown, Seattle's one and only chanteuse/raconteur/train wreck Dina Martina returns to Re-bar with a new Christmas show. If you've never attended a Dina Martina Christmas show, you're a dunce, and here's your chance to experience the one and only thing that routinely makes Seattle's vast array of godless freaks look forward to the holidays. (Re-bar, 1114 Howell St, 325-6500, ticketwindowonline.com. 8 pm, $20, 21+.)