(MUSIC) You might think it's cool to rebel against the masses and skip Bumbershoot altogether, but you really should stop being such a bitter douche bag. Today's music lineup is pretty stellar. Not only are Steve Miller Band and A Tribe Called Quest playing on the Mainstage, but locals Speaker Speaker, Kane Hodder, the Invisible Eyes, and Rocky Votolato put a nice little cherry on the already sweet sundae. Seriously. Go. (Seattle Center, 305 Harrison St, www.thestranger.com/bumbershoot. $30.)