(MUSIQUE) About 100 years ago, a British jackass named EV Lucas wrote that "Americans are people who prefer the Continent to their own country, but refuse to learn its languages." The French Project calls bull-merde on that by playing songs (from Serge Gainsbourg to Prince) completement en français. Featuring Erin Jorgensen (marimba, accordion), Charles Smith (autoharp), Basil Harris (bass), and Sara Edwards (guitar), it's a little sleazy and a lot romantic, and je m'appelle totally looking forward to it. (Re-bar, 1114 Howell St, 233-9873. 9 pm, $5.)