(FILM) Okay, it's hard to admit this, but my favorite thing about this fake (but not mock) documentary about conjoined twins who become proto-punk stars in '70s Britain is the scene where they kiss on the mouth. (Hot! No, gross... snigger. Eww!) Real-life identical twins Harry and Luke Treadaway wear sexy eyeliner, play surprisingly awesome music, and slink around with touchingly hormonal dysphoria. (Varsity, see Movie Times, page 95, for more info.)