(HOT DRUNK ACTION) This is the third installment of Rords, Seattle's only amateur breakdancing contest that requires its contestants to get shitty before competing—that's right, one fat shot o' booze before each battle. Also required: some sort of getup (think 1980s) and that contestants actually be amateurs (NO experience is a must). If you're still chicken, even after knockin' back some shots, please know that the winner takes home ONE THOUSAND smackeroos. Cash. (War Room, 722 East Pike St, 328-7666. 9 pm, $10, 21+.)