St. Valentine's Day Bash!
The feel-good smash
of the season returns. Bring mementos of love gone wrong
, and The Stranger
's love and vengeance expert Dan Savage
will flamboyantly destroy them
for you before a drunk and howling crowd. Past years have seen blenders, blowtorches,
; this year adds the soulful spinning of DJ Colby B.
Prepare yourself for an extravaganza of purging hilarity
. (Chop Suey, 1325 E Madison St, 324-8000. 8 pm, $5, 21+.
) DAVID SCHMADER