(MUSIC) Over the last few years, DFA Records' spunky, arty roster has loosened many a hipster's white-belted hips. Hilarious misanthrope the Juan Maclean knows how to rock a dance floor (and provoke chuckles) with his hypnotic, robo-disco productions. Tim Sweeney hosts the extraordinary Beats in Space internet radio show and keeps abreast of the most interesting new dance-music developments. You'll be in expert hands. Wear something comfortable yet alluring. (The Crocodile Cafe, 200 Second Ave, 10 pm, $6–$12, all ages.) DAVE SEGAL