(DRUNK AUTHORS) Three authors walk into a bar. One is funny-making, baby-raising, sex-having Neal Pollack (The Neal Pollack Anthology of American Literature, etc.). One is Jonathan Ames (whose testicle is showing on the cover of his new book, reviewed on page 47). One is writer and comedian Lynn Harris (Miss Media). They will drink. You will drink. Sex is the topic. Plus: music! (Tractor Tavern, 5213 Ballard Ave, 888-621-2230 or www.nextbook.org for tickets. 7:30 pm, $6–$8, 21+.) CHRISTOPHER FRIZZELLE