(CHRISTMAS SHOPPING) The worst part of Christmas is Christmas shopping—spending money you don't have for gifts that people might not like around crowds who think shoving is polite. I Heart Rummage's confines are a bit cramped, but at least the cute crafts, clothes, and cards you purchase help feed local artists. And indie kids don't push like mall rats. (Crocodile, 2200 Second Ave, 441-5611. Noon–4 pm, free, all ages.) JENNIFER MAERZ