(LECTURE/READING) It's very possible that by the time this event happens, one or more of President Bush's senior advisors will have been indicted as a result of a major political scandal that began with this man and his CIA-agent wife. Which means you'll be dying to hear Joseph Wilson talk about how the Bush administration slimed him for criticizing the Iraq war, and how that sliming transformed into a scandal that may be bigger than Watergate. (Town Hall, 1119 Eighth Ave, 325-2993 or www.foolproof.org. 7:30 pm, $35.) ELI SANDERS