(BOOZY STAGED READING) Directed by Ian Bell, the Brown Derby Series pairs local comic actors with crappy movie scripts and an audience hungry for camp and booze. This installment brings us a staged reading of Flashdance, Joe "Showgirls" Eszterhas's story of Alex Owens, a 19-year-old steel worker/exotic dancer who just wants to get into a real dance company and hump her rich, older boss-boyfriend (in that order). (Re-bar, 1114 Howell St. Mon Oct 17–Wed Oct 19, 8 pm, $10, no reservations.) BRENDAN KILEY