(FILM/HILARITY) Only a fool would miss the great Bruce Campbell introducing a showing of Evil Dead, the film that launched his impressive mandible into the cult stratosphere. The screening is just icing on the Campbell cake, however, as beforehand the actor will be answering questions and signing copies of his new book, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way, at Scarecrow Video. If you're smart, you'll attend both. (Screening at the Neptune, 1303 NE 45th, 781-5755. 11:30 pm, $8; book signing at Scarecrow Video, 5030 Roosevelt Way NE, 524-8554. 6 pm, free.) BRADLEY STEINBACHER