The World's Tiniest Tea Dance
(LATE-AFTERNOON BAR PARTY)
This weekly bash at charming hole-in-the-wall Bus Stop is like the great gay basement party
you never went to in high school. DJs El Toro and Freddy King of Pants spin gloriously trashy tunes, drinks remain at happy-hour prices, and the last time I went, the teeny dance floor swelled with blissful freaks
getting their post-ironic groove on. (Bus Stop, 508 E Pine St, 322-9123. 4–8 pm, free, 21+.