(ART) Le Merde (Mike and Michelle Kelly) and Charles Whiteside asked 15 artists to come up with medieval-themed work "with some bricks thrown in." The results are as decidedly weird, eclectic, and funny as the show's participants—which include Whiteside, Shawn Wolfe, Matt Rodriguez, Bri Hibert, and 10 others. You don't have to dress up in Renaissance-faire finery for the opening, but wouldn't that be lovely? (Halo, 1919 Third Ave, 256-0715. 7–11 pm, free.) NATE LIPPENS