(BOOZY AMATEUR BREAKDANCING) Not sure if you're an amateur or an asshole breakdancer—why not finally break that tie? The War Room's Monday b-boy/b-girl night, Soul City, is throwing a "no-holds barred" "drunk/amateur" breakdancing contest. The winner walks away with $500. Participants must sport '80s attire, take a shot before each battle, and of course, sign a legal waiver. (War Room, 722 E Pike St, 328-7666. 9 pm, $6 adv/$10 DOS.) JENNIFER MAERZ