(FILM) If pressed to name my single favorite moment in my single favorite Coen Brothers movie, The Big Lebowski, it would be a three-way tie between Jeff "the Dude" Lebowski's dumpster-bumping car crash, the sheriff's assault on the Dude with a coffee mug, and the Raymond Chandler-esque discovery of Jackie Treehorn's hard-on doodle. (Egyptian, 805 E Pine St, 781-5755. Fri–Sat at midnight, $9.) BRADLEY STEINBACHER