(BADASS POLITICIAN) Massachusetts's ass-kicking gay Congressman arrives in Seattle to hold forth on the state of America and the gay rights movement. Having recently proven himself willing to call anti-gay Senator Rick Santorum a jerk and a hypocrite live on The O'Reilly Factor, Congressman Frank is likely to be even less restrained in lefty Seattle—which should make for an impressive evening. (Benaroya Hall, University Street between Second and Third Aves, 628-0888. 7:30 pm, $15–$75, www.foolproof.org.) ELI SANDERS