(MOVIE IN A BAR) Booze, friends, horrendous kung fu cinema—you'll be hard-pressed to find a better way to enjoy a summer evening. Tonight the Sunset Tavern's Kung Fu GrindHouse returns with a showing of 1981's Crippled Master, which finds two crippled men teaming up to spank their nefarious boss. The movie is just part of the evening's planned lunacy, so show up when the doors open at 6:00 p.m. and give yourself three good hours of libation before the cinematic bludgeoning begins. (Sunset Tavern, 5433 Ballard Ave, 784-4880. Free, 21+.)