Oktoberfest Buxom Royalty Contest

Comments

1
Oh man. Yodeling at an Oktoberfest event is like emphasising that you are serving Tequila at a Texan bullriding event. Wrong country! Learn geography, people.
2
Have you SEEN a hot dudepackage straining at the lederhosen?! The front drops down like a U-Haul loading ramp, y'know. Yowsa.

"Buxom" doesn't quite fit for that, you're right. I dunno... "fuxom"?

3
Plus, smells like leather.