Food & Drink Sep 20, 2013 at 11:00 am

Oktoberfest Buxom Royalty Contest

Kelly O
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Oh man. Yodeling at an Oktoberfest event is like emphasising that you are serving Tequila at a Texan bullriding event. Wrong country! Learn geography, people.
on September 20, 2013 at 1:19 AM Report this
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Have you SEEN a hot dudepackage straining at the lederhosen?! The front drops down like a U-Haul loading ramp, y'know. Yowsa.

"Buxom" doesn't quite fit for that, you're right. I dunno... "fuxom"?

rob! on September 20, 2013 at 11:41 AM Report this
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Plus, smells like leather.
rob! on September 20, 2013 at 11:42 AM Report this

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