passwords have been passé since 2013 when we learned to unlock our pocket computers with our fingerprints. thumb karaoke sucked though.

So when we learn that the only way to remain safe from hacking is by submitting to total surveillance, it's once again time to drop out. Dust of your quill pen and summon the letter courier. Where can I buy paper and ink using cash at a brick-and-mortar store these days?