If Sandra Bernhard and Tim Miller had a performance-art baby, it would look freakishly like Mike Albo, the acclaimed NYC writer/performer—he has performed at PS 122 and writes the Underminer column for Gawker—making his Seattle debut. Like Bernhard, Albo is hilariously obsessed with pop culture; like Miller, he's an eloquent gay who's not averse to taking his clothes off. If you love deep, intelligent snark, don't miss Albo. (Re-bar, 1114 Howell St, www.brownpapertickets.com. 8 pm, $15 adv/$18 DOS, 21+.)