Do you like dogs? Do you like crazy people? Do you like crazy dogs? Do you like gigantic dogs that look like dragons? Do you like tiny dogs that look like fucked-up mice? Do you like a woman combing a Pomeranian's butt hair while wearing a sweatshirt that says "Happiness Is Combing a Pomeranian's Butt Hair"? Do you like a lady and a dog doing a choreographed dance together to the soothing tones of "Circle of Life"? Then you will love the dog show more than you have ever loved anything in your long, lonely life. (Qwest Field Events Center, 800 Occidental Ave S, 381-7555. 7 am–6 pm, $10.)