After a season spent wrangling with scripts from notorious action flicks, the Brown Derby Series—Seattle's premier producer of balls-out staged readings—returns to pure goofiness with The Goonies, Richard Donner's 1985, kiddie-cult classic packed with cussing children, missing parents, hidden treasure, scary monsters, and breezy cultural stereotypes. At Re-bar, the original Goonies will be replaced by a cast of fearless local goons, including Jackie Hell, Dusty Warren, and Andrew Tasakos. (Re-bar, 1114 Howell St, 233-9873. 8 pm, $14, 21+.)