Theater Jun 9, 2009 at 9:29 am

God Save the Queen

Brendan Kiley
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nsfw nsfw nsfw nsfw
happy renter on June 9, 2009 at 9:37 AM Report this
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We mean it, mannnnnnnn!!!
disintegrator on June 9, 2009 at 9:39 AM Report this
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Sorry. I forget about workplace safety.
Brendan Kiley on June 9, 2009 at 9:46 AM Report this
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If only I had read the NSFW comments first I wouldnt being having to explain that to my new trainee... thanks Brendan
Tina on June 9, 2009 at 9:53 AM Report this
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her eating-a-dorito bit is my favorite part of her act.
paulus on June 9, 2009 at 9:54 AM Report this
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God Save Us From the Queen


There, I fixed it for you.
Chris B on June 9, 2009 at 10:02 AM Report this
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Her gong at the first Stranger Gong Show remains one of life's great injustices.
Fnarf on June 9, 2009 at 10:10 AM Report this
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Thank you for sitting through that excruciating-sounding preview of Hell so that no one else had to.
on June 9, 2009 at 10:12 AM Report this
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We need to absorb the lessons of the Trachtenberg Family tragedy! Queen Shmooquan will belong to the world one day. We need to appreciate her here at home before she launches into the stratosphere.
Gurldoggie on June 9, 2009 at 10:20 AM Report this
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What if we launched her ourselves?

Surely NASA has some surplus Saturn Vs lying around!
Chris B on June 9, 2009 at 10:26 AM Report this
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Yeah, I'm gonna pass.
Greg on June 9, 2009 at 10:49 AM Report this
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She needs a better publicist. I always seem to hear about her after the fact...
TheMisanthrope on June 9, 2009 at 11:19 AM Report this
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I <3 Jeppa.
on June 9, 2009 at 11:20 AM Report this
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I wonder what she's like in the sack.
Juris on June 9, 2009 at 12:21 PM Report this
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Hi, this is the queen's "publicist" - She will be performing Saturday at the Old Rainier Brewery in SODO. Doors at 9. Enter near the loading dock off of airport. Music and life sized origami too. 5 bucks.
repetitive stress on June 9, 2009 at 10:45 PM Report this
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Queen Smooquan, I'm proud to say, is my lovely daughter. She is the product of a father (Bi-Polar), served our country proudly in the US Coast Guard (PTSD)[won't go there]. Her mother is nuts too. Raised Jeppa & her bro. as single parent. Boy, what a ride! She is descended from a long line of creative nuts, (MORMON) in Utah. Near BYU. Jep and her Bro always relied upon each other - partially raised ea. other - when Dad was sick. Jeppa has done well, she's a "Sweet Spirit", Independent, self-reliant, and most of all, kind. I love her dearly. She has made my life worthwhile. So...Buy Her Stuff! If'n ya' don't, I know where you live, I'll find you, And make you pay. But of course you"ll get the product. (she has to eat to you know)

Love, Dad
on June 14, 2009 at 5:47 PM Report this

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