This late-night storytelling party, thrown by Annex Theatre, brings you true—and probably embarrassing—tales from some of Seattle's funniest tale-tellers: comedians Emmett Montgomery and Lizzy Pilcher, solo performer Keira McDonald, writer of smut and plays Gillian Jorgensen, our very own David Schmader, and a few others. Schmader promises a story recalling his experiences touring a one-man show about Hitler to a high school in North Carolina in the early '90s. Because nothing's funnier than Hitler. (Annex Theatre, 1100 E Pike St, www.brownpapertickets .com. 11 pm, $5–$10.)