Exhibit A: This video from the Church of God in Christ, which held its 107th Holy Convocation in St. Louis this past weekend. The official description accompanying the clip on YouTube: "A young man received deliverance from the spirit of homosexuality during the Saturday night altar call after Supt. Earl Carter preached the fire down from heaven." Key quote (transcribed by Towleroad): "I would not date a man! I would not carry a purse! I would not put on make-up! I will, I will love a women!"

Exhibit B: This audio clip from Jehovah's Witness leader Anthony Morris III, denouncing the ungodliness of tight-fitting clothes. Key points: Spanx are evidence of an unsound mind, and tight pants for men are a diabolical plot by homosexual fashion designers to see men in tight pants. Enjoy!