Dougie Fresh

You’re all brawn & gear • Keeper of my heart and ear • Fun, with a nice rear

Old Together

Rob, I know we are both surprised, but here we are. Our kids are grown, our grandchild is beautiful. We are still best friends. Lucky, aren't we?

Future Dr.

Finish that PhD already so I can finally say, 'You’re exactly what the doctor ordered!' Can’t wait for you to be officially Dr. Genius Pants!

Robby

You're the only one I'd want to bumble through this weird life with. I love the shit out of you. Let's get in the spaceship with Johnny and fly away.

Puppy Love

GG, From the moment we first sniffed, I knew you were the only corgi for me, can’t wait to see you for dinner at SRB! Love, Jacks

Columbus, 2012

Who knew that those two teenagers who went to the Yule Ball would still be in love 13 years later? Can't wait to talk about cheeseballs till we die xo

guess what- i <3 you

R- you make my world so bright, i wake up every day excited to see you again! i can’t wait to keep loving you -E <3

2 my comother & wife

plz don’t forget to feed the women, i think we need more toilet paper too -the mother of your children <3

Fen,

the depth of feeling you've shown me is unlike anything ive felt in my life. theres been pain, but so much passion and love too. Thank you. I love you

The Love of My Life

Kim You are Strong Smart and Beautiful. I love you. Trevor

Together forever <3

To Lydia and Kiara; Everything in the universe had to align perfectly for us to end up as sisters- it was meant to be. I love you!

I LOVE YOU BABOO

We are almost 3 years into our journey together and its shaping up to be the most exciting year yet. I love you and I love our life together. - Baboo

That Pretty Lady

Not just head over heels, but flat on my back and still gazing up at you, TPL. Thanks for being the "Lisa" to my "Oliver". Green Acres we are there!

dispatch to wormboy

youve infested my heart & i hope no one ever exterminates it. bird princex 2 my bird prince. lets live laugh love fill our bellies indulge in our pure

It was always you

After all these years it’s still you. I don’t just feel connected to you but hopelessly entangled in you. Forever yours, H

ur my best friend :)

i love you forever rosalie. happy 4th valentine’s day together, and here’s to many more <3

my sommelier, tyler

youre the sweetest soul ive ever had the pleasure of knowing. i never wanted to live long but now growing old together is all i look forward to. ilysm

My home <3

You are my home, you make me smile and remind me that in this world, love is our greatest capital. Here's to celebrating the tree that is our love.

Magic Box Boi!

You came 2 my job looking 4 someone else but I snatched u up 2 the vip. I asked u 2 help me learn programming. Here we r years later I <3 u the most

Luvue

I’m torn between Isla Fisher’s line from Wedding Crashers “I find you” or a very Borat my wife - you’re my world and both apply BS <3’s JAC

Too chicken 2 admit

Hi Jasper, I saw you as soon as you walked onto the dance floor. I gave you the biggest smile. I was too chickenshit to admit it. Be my valentine? 😘

Luvue

I’m torn between that line from Wedding Crashers or a very ‘my wife’ (masc) but you’re my world and both apply BS <3’s JAC

lil big Mexican boy

I know you’re missing home but I wish my home was with you

Not A Fling

We’ll get through this year Thrive not just survive We’ll design our own lives and give her magic. You’re my love & best friend. Happy Valentine’s Day

Magical Moonbeam

Lucy moonbeam; oh what a gorgeous shimmer of magical light you are! I am forever comforted by your GLOW. Let’s dance! The most. love, winkybean

my love and my lady

Prestidigitation isn't a long or complex enough word to describe the magic you bring to us. We're pretty good together. I like you and I love you.

💙TallDrip/TeleJay💙

You make me melt like a popsicle on the 4th of July. From coffee shop to Mtn town let’s keep these adventures coming. I love you FOR EV ERRRRRRRRRRRRR

You are such a babe!

Happy Valentine’s Day, B! No humpfest this year but I’m sure we’ll find some other adventure!! Oxox, K

Still first place!

This trophy husband is still all in on his number one boo for all time ever and don't you forget it. Even with round two on the way, you always be #1

SHLM

H, I’m so happy you are my person! Sometimes you make me cry but you ALWAYS make me laugh! Be my forever valentine? Love, Lo

My beloved 2nd cock

Dearest Matt, You'll forever be my Reddit unicorn! Please keep cumming back for more double barrel fun. XO

My Scorpio Lover(s)

I adore the fun film nights, raunchy sex, & deep conversations we share. What a privilege it is to be known & seen by y'all. From Vegas with love!

My luv & best Papa

Happy Valentine's Day, my luv! I'm so lucky to know you & get to build such a wonderful life with you! Julian and Arnie couldn't ask for a better Papa

Whole Foods BF

Hi babe! Thanks for being my personal Whole Foods Hot Model Boyfriend and the best cat coparent ever. I love you endlessly. Happy Valentines Day!

The loveliest Lillie, Happy Valentines Day to my forever Photo Booth kissy face partner <3 Your forever good grips lover, Jenn.

to my best friend

it is a privilege to know a level of love that so many great artists, poets, and humans before us have depicted. i love you so much. hvd ♡ - L to ur A

peeled grapefruit

K- I know "Valentine's day is 4 straight ppl". But I feel compelled to say that loving you is a completely transformative experience.

Sunshine Smile

You’re such a beautiful human. I appreciate who you are and how hard you’ve fought to be here. I love you. And your cute butt :)

Darling Joj

What a life we get to do together!? Thank you for tying the compost bag thank you for loving me. Still can't believe I get you.

Love You Forever, C!

Seattle brought us together 18 years ago. I love you so much, Chris. Oh, to have drinks with you on The Rosebud patio again!

Aileen with an A

Here's to my Affectionate, Adventurous, Alluring, Active, and Amusing love of my life. You're Authentically Amazing (and don't forget that Ass...)

Phoenix Valentine

We’ve walked through fire to find softness, strength and irresistible joy waiting for us on the other side. No greater love; no one for me but you.

YEARs and YEARs of u

Dr. No - you are extraordinary, and as everyone knows you 'are SO outta my league' - yet you remain - even without a court order! Vielen Danke 123

Beloved Sunbeam

Thank you for sharing your light & sweetness with me. I love you more every day. If we must exist, I’m glad we get to exist together.

We met @ Tarasco

Hey Nate! Let's do more than bone. If we dismantle our internalized patriarchy together, I bet we could make it work for life. We're cute! Ppl <3 us.

Jukebox Lover

Ally, there is no one in the world I would rather sing "Billionaire" with on repeat. I love you endlessly.

KNUCK YOU'RE SO HOT

Knuck, you are the prince whose charm outshines the stars. Your smile is as magical as a unicorn's whisper! Touch me. Love, Knuck

6’6” Sailor QT

You must be a bowling ball, because you’re right up my alley. Happy 1st Valentine’s!

HAAKON ❤️ ANNA

All the stars and all the worlds Filling up this universe Could never be as close as us Will never shine as bright on us Happy Valentines Day Bubbas

I take that back

Earlier I submitted a post about my bf and I who feed pigeons and crows. Don't publish it anymore. Shame on you for what you did to Hannah and Ashley.

To Brenda Brown

Beautiful, strong, honest, driven, caked up… you’re truly 1 of a kind, BB. I’m lucky as hell. Looking forward to eating your a** in the blanket fort.

Mr.42069

From windows, to scaffolding. My heart you are holding. Your caress feels so calming. Mi corazón is truly yours, forever more.

Whirlwinds

Our relationship is not typical…didn’t go the way we thought it would, but you’ll always be unique to me, a bright, bright soul amongst all the noise

KFC

I waited a long time for you. Totally worth it. Best ghost story ever! -Buteo

Heart of my Heart B2

You got me beating to the tune of "You're all I need to get by on." Let us continue this dance together❤K2

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Belle & Bella 4eva

To my true love and soulmate -- When I say us, I mean US! You are my one brain cell, MyTwinnMind. Love you always!

DJ Lil' Wonky yo!

We have so much to look forward to this year! Date nights, fun with Lil' E, and (cause we're fancy) TUSCANY!!! Love you forever darlin'!

Dear Dr. KS

I had wanted to kiss you for the longest time and I get elated every morning rolling over and seeing you at long last next to meNo place I’d rather be

4 my Pookies

Hi pookie, thanks for all the fun and cuddles, i'll see you soon ;) <3, T

LEO LUV <3

im sorry, i luv u xo this is not what i wanna be doin when jesus comes back! #truth ;) happy valentines, miss the u i thought i knew <3

WHO IS YOUSE?!??

My love, rain or shine, in good times and bad. I love you so much. I’m so thankful for you & our times together. My Peppermint Patty! ILY A&F XOXOXO

WHO IS YOUSE?!??

My love, rain or shine, in good times and bad. I love you so much. I’m so thankful for you & our times together. My Peppermint Patty! ILY A&F XOXOXO

Senior Senorita

Enjoy your new phase of life where everything is discounted. Because you’re OLD now. But I still love you. Mr. Soon to Be Old Too

Mr. Babe

Thanks for wearing that Sailor Moon shirt and sweatpants to Pony so I knew you were fruity & have a huge hog. xo Babe

Thumpity and Wumpity

We first made love on Valentine's Day 39 years ago. It was our third date. We're such a boring vanilla sex couple. Here's to 39 more years of vanilla.

You float my boat

I still can’t believe how lucky I am to be married to my best friend and nightly jeopardy dinner date. Love you forever no matter how much Zelda.

LoveOfMyLife…M

To my handsome husband w/the adorable brown eyes & kissable lips. Thx 4 driving me to the doc today & 2 our coffee dates too! UR the BEST ILY (o)(o)~K

most best

Oh, goodie, goodie gumption! Pride to yeks! (Sorry for terrorisms.) Thank for niceness and canvaggio and smart ideas, Beautyberry! Waggle occur!

nice butt <3

it's nice going into work and see you walking away just to see your HOT BUTT. may the gods keep blessing me with sight to see you.

Shouting it out

S love you a lot, want to fuck you a lot, want to customize my doll. You inspire me.

Doll

You are the love of my life and customizing your appearance makes my cock rock hard. Here's to less hair and more piercings in 2025.

Gorgina H.W Bush

thank you for being true blue, for your warm and humor and joy and support! sorry I thought the hair was yours xoxo

so mid

I've been so surprised to fall in with you and am grateful for every second together. Thanks for showing me this is possible. Even if you're mid

To my provolone

You’re my favorite morning, my favorite gaze, my favorite laugh, & my favorite rail Happy valengaysday baby Love always Kay P.s. ur booty be SO poppin

Husk

Tryin 2 stop loving u was harder than a trail of stale popcorn. Thank you 4 loving me and 4 breaking my heart. I finally learned to spread my wings. C

2 my gorgeous idiots

you taught me true friendship is about unconditional support, laughs + love. oh, and kissing. obvi. no one does it better than you two — lucky me <3

Porking in Portland

You make every sketchy hotel room (and parked car seat and office) electric. Getting you off is almost as fun as you getting me off. Do it again soon?

My Dearest Bucky

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Taylor

So won't you kill me, so I die happy?

Green Tortoise

You're inn-credible!

Scoot Scoot Away!

Mi amor! From Mexico to Korea to Laos: all love. Where to next??

Daddy Wolf

Thank you Daddy ♥️ for letting me worship you. I’m glad for our time together always.

alabaster sunshine

Thank you for all the love and joy you bring to my world. And please keep wearing that revealing item.

My pussy cat

You're my passion my fascination you cast a spell on me you fascinate me.Can’t wait to hold you in my arms again.

email lover

dear wolf pup, you make me laugh. Thank you for being patient with me. You’re my beastar forever! Let’s keep dreaming together. xoxo your feisty fox

Love you buckets

You’re my favorite human in the whole world. Thanks for teaching me that it’s ok to trust and for making me feel safe. I love you buckets. xoxo M

Mrs. Poco

Please try to enjoy each valentine equally and not show preference for any over the others. Your outie is skilled at kissing and love-making.

You Pump Up My Jam

It's your! birthday! Get your booty on my booty tonight! Make my day!

Still the one 🐇

Tobi, 6 years ago, I created visual art from the Stranger magazine #SoInLove until we split, we crossed paths & now are planning our wedding. I ♥️you

2 the green-eyed boy

I miss you, confusingly queer straight boy. Is the story over? i want to drink wine and watch sunsets with you

to my roommate

i crushed on you talking about birds, math & art. in another life we live sapphically together in a forest, in this one you have a girlfriend 💔

oh god

dear RH i have such a gay crush on you.

Best People Club

Happy Valentine's day ding dongs. Here's to the 9 lb, scotch, whiskey and an obscene amount of Rainiers. I love youse guys

Sylbie's Mom

I love you like spice, desire you like sauce, and crave you like fish! You are the butter to my bun-bun, the soup to my coffee; my love. Kisshugbyebye

OMG you are a babe!

Happy Valentine's Day, K! You are so sexy and fun. I can't wait for our next escapades. XOXO, B

Juance upon a time

You make me laugh harder than anyone I’ve ever met. You are brilliant, wild, and sexy. I would lie on heated blankets with you forever.

Juance upon a time

You make me laugh harder than anyone I’ve ever met. You are brilliant, wild, and sexy. I would lie on heated blankets with you forever.

Did you feel that?

P-Your freind is neglecting me, my freind is neglecting you. Maybe we should find comfort in each others arms.-L