Coffee shops in Seattle function as social clubs, community forums, shared office space, and study centers. Even the most utilitarian place offers mind-boggling overheard conversation and fascinating people watching. In my opinion, Starbucks's coffee tastes burned and people look dumb walking around drinking coffee out of giant paper cups like they're constantly at a high-school kegger. Espresso is best sipped scalding hot from a ceramic cup without a weird plastic sippy-cup lid filtering it through a petroleum product. Try it.
That said, if you're going to go to a Starbucks, there is one I recommend. It's not the very first Starbucks (in Pike Place Market) or the Starbucks Reserve Roastery & Tasting Room, but a Starbucks in the Central District (read on to find out why).
I also recommend leaving earbuds out. Ask your barista about her cafe's specialties. Check out the art on the walls, scan the bulletin board for open mics and shows. Some of the city's best up-and-coming music and literature happen in these places. Share a table with a stranger. It might be an awe-inspiring art legend, like the time I sat down next to the great Pulitzer Prize–winning playwright August Wilson in a coffee shop without realizing it. Bring a book or sketch pad and hang out for a while.
For a taste of old Seattle, visit Bedlam. This place harks back to the Belltown neighborhood's pre-boom era, when World Pizza had punk shows and before the Speakeasy Cafe burned down. This is the real deal—no foam hearts or a bunch of fluffing about sources. Just really good espresso—rich and complex. Comfy couches, plenty of tables, and an old upright piano give this place a living-room feel. Not a hipster in sight. They make toast and pie. It's on the north end of downtown. If you're on the south end of downtown, go to Zeitgeist, a big, open, industrial-chic space with exposed brick right around the corner from King Street Station, where Amtrak trains arrive and depart. Want to feel a little sexy? Put on your shiny Italian shoes and park yourself and your battered translation of Rimbaud at one of Caffe Umbria's or Cherry Street Public House's outdoor tables along Pioneer Square's brick pedestrian-only plazas off Occidental Square.
Anyone who's really into coffee should order the Cafe Nico (a macchiato made with half-and-half, orange twist, and cinnamon) at Vivace's sidewalk bar, where latte art was invented. Want to eat a crepe in a beautiful old stone building at a teeny table under trees like you're in France? Joe Bar, a few blocks north on Broadway, is a jewel: resplendent people-watching, brilliant local art, and screenplay-inspiring eavesdropping. Father east, up the hill, Victrola Cafe on 15th is a favorite for locals: ample seating and tables, a row of chairs outside for morning sun worship, and kind baristas who enthusiastically discuss the coffee they roast at their Pine Street location. Also: Mystic Kombucha and ginger beer on tap. Just a few steps away from Victrola is Ada's Technical Books and Cafe, which is Seattle's Cheers for proudly self-identifying geeks. Settle in among the carefully curated selection of books and games to snack on house-made treats and wholesome salads. Another bookstore cafe I recommend, if you're closer to Broadway: Little Oddfellows in the back of Elliott Bay Book Company, where you can sit and write your novel for four hours and eat a baguette sandwich. For Seattle's best cold brew on tap, visit the legendary Caffe Vita right around the corner on Pike Street.
A neighborhood favorite that serves great espresso (three to four selected coffee roasters) pulled without pretense, Tougo Coffee encourages lingering at shared tables, with plenty of power outlets and strong wi-fi. If you have toddlers in tow, there is a sunken disco/toy room where kids cavort under the mirror ball. But it's in the back, like a bar for children, so they can't bother the rest of us with their partying. Truly family friendly but chill, not awash in boogers and screaming.
If you find yourself in Mount Baker, stop by QED Coffee and get high off their 14-hour cold brew or house-made spicy chai. If all this coffee fetishization makes you want to just watch some serious chess, check out Starbucks on 23rd and Jackson. This is the most happening Starbucks, maybe in the world: There are hilarious and friendly baristas who are always swamped, swarms of middle schoolers, people arguing about politics in many languages, and parking-lot shenanigans. You can hang out for hours, and they won't even notice if you don't buy anything.
The Station is the soul of Beacon Hill. Everyone knows each other, and if they don't, they will soon. Good and strong Fulcrum coffee is served with that rare magical unicorn: cheap refills! Cozy and dog friendly, the new location offers an expended food menu, as well as the Station's classic drinks like the D'Angelo (brown sugar latte), Coco Chanel (chai and coconut), and Bowl of Soul (Earl Grey, honey, vanilla, steamed milk), all at lower prices than most cafes.
While not officially a coffeehouse, Columbia City Bakery serves excellent Herkimer coffee. Try the savory pretzel roll or the brilliant pistachio-frangipane-filled snail.
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In the University District, wander down the alley behind Magus Books for some caffeine and theory at Cafe Allegro, Seattle's oldest coffee shop. Tables and philosophy majors abound. Over on Roosevelt Way, and 15 blocks north, funky Cafe Racer is open late with live music some nights and monthly Dune comic-drawing jam sessions. If you find yourself stuck in Wallingford, you could do worse than Zoka: This Seattle chain is always crowded, but regulars know the drill. Super friendly baristas and patrons will even help get you settled in the dimly lit laptop scene. No one will bat an eye if you order a micro-foamed lavender mocha or a two buck cup of decent drip.
Fremont boasts it is the center of the universe. This is very apparent in joints like Milstead & Co., where pilgrims come to double down on coffee wankery, near the famous Fremont Troll. If you're in Ballard and need to rent a table workstation for the price of a cup of coffee, Cupcake Royale and Verite Coffee is there for you.