Oh, fuck you far, far up the ass! You know nothing of culture, you know nothing of Bellevue, and you certainly know nothing of architecture, so quit pretending like you're this hot-shot expert. Goddammit, Mudede, I expect better of one of The Stranger's best writers. Is it, *gasp* sadly true? Are you just another one of those fucking Capitol Hill assholes who looks down their noses at Bellevue, along with the rest of the Eastside? Holy shit, man, quit being such a high-and-mighty butthole!

Perhaps it's just because I live in Bellevue. Perhaps it's because I myself rather despise Seattle and its ways, usually because of people like you. But I'm not going to stand here and judge Seattle one way or another on architecture of all things simply because of the reputation of any one city. Now then, get over yourself, asshole. Neither of us are experts, and both of us may be dicks, but one of us started this shit and it sure as hell wasn't me.